Episodes from Parlour!
It is almost 2 months since I cut my hair. I have to attend my cousin sister’s marriage this weekend. So decided to trim my hair to look neat and not shabby…Who likes the guy with shabby, ratty hair anyway? and that too in the marriage…it is a SIN
Since two of my flat mates went to a nearby Men’s Beauty Parlour for dressing their hair, I decided to check out the parlour myself too…I was just entering the parlour and the door automatically opened itself from inside…I thought somebody is coming out and so stood away from the path..After some time, a local guy with 20 days old beard and colgate palmolive smile came out and said..”Come in sir!”. Gosh…then it struck..”it’s the damn customer service”.
I entered inside the parlour. The shop is fully air-conditioned. Not many customers. There were just two gentlemen utilizing the services of the parlour. One was middle-aged. He was reading his newspaper and one person was grinding his heels with a finely crafted saw like tool…and another one was polishing his fingernails..The other customer was just having a shampoo bath…A hair-dresser came to me and asked..”Sir..what do you want?”. I said..”Just haircut…medium..but short on the side and the back”…He understood and started his work..I was observing myself in the mirror and realized how much hair I have lost over the years…hmm…i think the supply will last only for few more years…I sincerely wish that a shining bald-head becomes a fashion by then…Just when I woke back from my good old memories, he disturbed me and said..”Sir..it’s done”!..I checked and said..”Ok”..I thought, I will have a massage..”How much for massage?”..”60 Rupees sir”..After few more conversations decided to have the massage.
He said..”Sir..use navaratna oil..it is good.” As I did not have any preference, i said..”ok”. He then began his massaging operation. He used my head as Drums, Mirudangam, washing stone, and what not…But I closed my eyes and enjoyed my massage…I have tried to do the same techniques myself but somehow don’t get the same relief, when a seasoned masseur does it..He then proceeded to massage my neck, shoulders, back till lower back. I got that tickling feeling when he massaged my back. I started reacting just like a person who is being tickled does. The masseur started smiling and continued his massage in the same place… it tickled more…more…and then I leaned forward….forward and fell in to splits of laughter…Even the masseur started laughing…I felt weird and awkward!! I signalled him to stop…he understood and proceeded back towards the head region and finished his job. By now my hair was a holy mess…So, I asked him..”How much for shampoo?”..He said, “Rs.60/=”..”So, that includes drying also?”..”No sir, Rs.60 for drying…”…What a way to extract money…”Ikkada anni aravai rupaila?” (Everything is Rs.60 here?) ..Paid for the hair-cut and massage. I then had to walk back the distance to my home and had to bear the strange looks of people who were wondering what happened to my hair…:) But the massage left me energized for the whole day…
Courtesy: Lack of ideas to blog about…! will enjoy free-wheeling for some days….


LOL, damn these men’s parlous are inexpensive.Try paying 350 for each service at a ladies’.Only advantage you will never walk out looking like a mess.Women care about such things
Comment by EU — June 30, 2006, Friday @ 1:32 am
One of my friends used to say, “Who said marriages are made in heaven? Marriages are actually made in marriages”. Congrats for having realized that and working towards the same. BTW, going by the hype that your parlour visit generated (one of your flatmates is working overtime passing info about you!), I thought you had visited a parlour long ago.
Comment by Karthik — June 30, 2006, Friday @ 7:59 am
The word beauty and parlour and a man all in one post .. hmm u think men parlours are expensive i once got a hair cut for 7000bucks
Not that it looked any diff than havin my finger stuck in a live switch.
Comment by SS — June 30, 2006, Friday @ 10:58 pm
B… your blog entries are becoming very informative and “thought provoking” (??) these days… wassup?
Comment by Karthik Sankar — July 1, 2006, Saturday @ 2:15 pm
” Tickled the samll of my back!!!”……LOL. Bharani, You need to get hitched soon….and I mean to the opposite sex!!!
Comment by Ferrari — July 3, 2006, Monday @ 9:01 am